Dear Boss

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Dear Boss,
People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes

People who do less work...
make less mistakes

People who do no work...
make no mistakes

People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted

That's why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion.

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Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".

Q: Secret of long life
A: Morning two eggs, evening two pegs... and night two legs


Learning Part
Quite straightforward ha?

Similarity = Noun of similar means a correspond feature of something

woman's period = The monthly flow of blood that woman have; also called menses

Mosquito = Two wings insects. The female sucks blood for living.

English Jokes

Marriage Life 3

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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."


"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."


"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."


Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

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Marriage Life2

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"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."


"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? "


"I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me."


"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

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Marriage Life 1

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Below are bunch of funny jokes about marriage life.

"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."


"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

"Husband and wife become two sides of a coin after the marriage; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."


"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

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