Tuesday, May 20, 2008

One line jokes

Saving Method

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An uncle has been waiting for the bus at the bus stops. After few minutes, the bus arrives but did not stop at the bus stop. The uncle thought it will stop a bit further so he start running after the bus.

Unfortunately, the bus never stop. It keeps running. The uncle keeps following the bus until he realizes that he arrives home already.

The uncle is very happy that he can save a bit of money today.

He happily told his wife "Honey, you know, today I ran after the bus until arriving home. I don't have to pay the bus fee"

"Stupid" instead of compliment, the wife surprisingly blames her husband. "Do you know how much you can save, if you ran after taxi!!"

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