Saturday, June 14, 2008

Short Hilarious Jokes

History can reoccur

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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in The Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. “I just can't take that chance."